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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 118 points 2 weeks ago

I could use a hug and/or girlfriend...

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 134 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Best I can do is internet high five. I smacked my hand on the phone screen. You do the same.

Edit: I'm slapping the shit out of my phone screen. There are more than enough high fives to go around for all of you. Do NOT put any other part of your body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 2 weeks ago

Do NOT put any other body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.

Thanks for patting my head. Get scammed lmfao

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Be thankful they didn't do something worse, I guess

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

Kapwing! I redirected your intercept back on course.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

I did that water drop thing from Kung Fu Panda 2 to strategically and majestically lead it off course once more

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

here you go: ✋

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I also want to use your girlfriend

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hug if true.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What are your weekend plans? Getting out there?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sick, so nothing :(

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago

I have coworkers who hug on success. They'll look over at my desk and do little air pats.

Honestly the the first time had people respect that. 🙏

[-] underline960@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 weeks ago

Well that's a rude thing to say to your... girlfriend?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 2 weeks ago

Or she just isnt his girlfriend and is simply being an invasive asshole.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I think the implication is that she is his girlfriend and he just wants to break up.

Which is a bit weird, because look at that t-shirt. She's clearly marriage material.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps they're in what the kids call a "situationship".

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he's just an ass and she thinks he's joking

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That was how I read it at first too, but she at least implies that she is his “quirky girlfriend” depending on how you interpret it.

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[-] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I couldn’t figure it out

Like the very worst reading of it would have someone thinking the author is… well I don’t want to say because I don’t believe it

.

Maybe you can hear someone thinking “incel” even though highly doubt

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe she's a clingy lady who finds him attractive and is overly forward but the feeling isn't mutual.

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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

If Millenial, why Hate Wife-shaped?

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of guys do hate their girlfriends, and view them as sex dispensers and maids.

Being trans didn’t even help me escape. It really fucking sucks at the end of a 7 year old relationship to finally understand that you were there to make his peepee feel good and clean up after him while he plays vidya. Difficult for me to even believe love exists lol.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That blows. Being in a relationship has been the hardest experience of my life. I've had to step up in a lot of ways, and so has my SO. But we're both happy together and are in it for the long haul.

You deserve someone that chooses to improve themself for you!

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[-] DjMeas@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago

She makes me want to play Rift of the Necrodancer.

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

This is a much better looking style than Adam Ellis’s old buzzfeed art style but I don’t know if the joke lands any better.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, is this Adam Ellis??

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Either she's his girlfriend and he's just a complete asshole, or she's his girlfriend and he's being a sarcastic jackass(this is the only "good" scenario), or she's a clingy type who calls herself his girlfriend even though he's not into her at all and he's either set boundaries she ignores or he just doesn't really care if she invades his space like that.

No matter what, this comic sucks.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe their relationship is fueled, in part, by sarcasm and thats just part of their dynamic. By being sarcastic, he's actually demonstrated that his battery has recharged.

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this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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