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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

SIGKILL again? That implies it's been KILLed before and either survived, or come back. Either way, we don't like zombie processes in these parts.

/me fetches the really big process remover/cattle prod.

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

And if you dare take the risk of lobbing a SIGCHLD at the parent process, most of the time, that doesn't even do anything, and now you've been through the stress of signalling a perfectly healthy parent process.

I like to analogise and anthropomorphise signals, but there's no non-depressing way to do this one. SIGCHLD is basically "clean up after your kids, even if that means tidying their corpses away".

Often the parent can't do that or doesn't know how. It's hugging them close and they'll only leave once the parent also leaves.

These things aren't even sentient and that stings a bit.

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Here's how I personify the Linux kernel:

1000054923

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Well, that's just bleak.

The way I look at it, parent processes know they will outlast their children unless they deliberately turn them into daemons, traditionally by double forking them. Daemons live on, even when the parent dies.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Fork them kids

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

-9 means it's serious

[-] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Don't you xKill my PRECIOUS!

[-] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

KILL DASH NINE! No more CPU time!

(Watch on 1.25x speed for best results)

this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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