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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Code of Sauron

[-] Ronno@feddit.nl 1 points 6 hours ago

Better start now, the US might need a new one soon. /s

A smart contract as the declaration of independence would be awesome though.

[-] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 16 hours ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Is there some language or "syntax formatter" that turns source code into something more off a visual programming language? Like a WYSIWYG markdown editor.

Like python doesn't have curly braces, but you could add some kind of "block illustration".

Or you could have illuminated initials for variable names to make them more unique.

[-] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

So IDE with syntax highlights? Those blocks things are also pretty much shown in most IDE, what do you use to code?

I even have prettifying turned on so the keywords like in, lambda, etc are prettified.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago

I use Comic Code. It's not free, but it's so whimsical.

[-] russjr08@bitforged.space 3 points 13 hours ago

Oh hey, someone else who uses Comic Code - greetings!

I remember when I first saw it, I laughed - and then it grew on me. Then it turned into "I can't believe I am buying a derivation of comic sans" but it is actually a really nice monospaced font.

Only thing I didn't like was having to figure out how to use Font Patcher to make a copy of it that supports nerd fonts, but it was a one and done process.

(I also don't really like how it looks in my IDE the few times I find myself on Windows, but I don't really blame the font for that one - looks perfect in the same IDE on Linux...)

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago
[-] russjr08@bitforged.space 1 points 36 minutes ago

Patching Comic Code? It was quite a while ago unfortunately, so I don't have the exact commands available, but I used their Font Patcher tool in order to do so.

From what I recall, the tricky thing was actually getting the dependencies it required to be installed properly, Font Forge would be up and running but then the script's errors indicated that it couldn't resolve all of the necessary dependencies. Not sure what OS you're on so your mileage may vary - but for Linux they now have an AppImage that looks to contain everything it needs, and for macOS/Windows if you have Docker available there also appears to be a pre-built container for it. There's also quite a few examples that I don't think were there when I used it, since I also recall not being 100% sure of what flags were needed to run it

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

JetBrains Mono to the top!

[-] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[-] peto@lemm.ee 143 points 2 days ago

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago
[-] tauren@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 1 day ago
[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Well, itโ€™s not quite that bad, but it takes a special kind of person to send their very obviously visually impaired coworker screenshots instead of plaintext. And I know a few of them.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Yes. The "problem".

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I wonder if this font would screw up ocr?

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 6 hours ago

Unless the OCR were made for this font, probably yes.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure you can use the ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ญ๐“ฎ ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ

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[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I really em want to makenit a reality, do anyone here know a 17th century antique monosace font?

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[-] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I picked up a great little test along the way: type the word ill or illegal followed by 100, using a capital I in illegal and mixing an upper case O and a zero in the number.

Ill10O

Can you clearly tell all these characters apart in your editor font?

I am all about Fira Code, myself

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Look up a good article on coding fonts and pick your camp! At the moment I have DejaVu installed but I'm not a purist. As long as it's properly designed for this I'm happy. Ligatures are particularly nifty in some languages but no big deal. I recall one author picking a font so that the italics would be cursive rather than monospace, so that his comments would look like handwritten notes in the margin, but I never got a chance to try it myself. Looked great though!

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 day ago

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

Lol I got Fira Code which is what I actually use. Awesome tool

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago

I got Fira Code, which tracks, I've used it before. I use Comic Code though. (A monospace comic sans type font.)

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[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago
[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

Comic sans was invented for legibility on CRT screens, and its considered good for younger people to learn the iconography of various Latin characters.

Its just misused since it was standard in Windows and Apple's OS X, and used in situations that aren't meant for such a typeface. It's perfectly good for what it was invented for, its just often incorrectly used by designers who don't really know how to design well.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

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[-] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

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[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

SideShowBobUUUUGH.wav

[-] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

std::string independence;

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Putting the โ€œnoโ€ in zapfino

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