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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)
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[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 month ago

"It's a bit small"

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[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago

Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.

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[-] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....

[-] NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

[-] Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

It’s just the tip.

😶‍🌫️

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

This is two years old.

[-] Moose@moose.best 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.

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[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

Hate it when that happens.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

2 years old but funny

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's the hovering part that surprises me.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

everything reminds me of her

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Nice

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself

[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.

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[-] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is immaculate

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It was dildestiny

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Conception hahahahha

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