enshittification

https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/

The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.

Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.

printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.

Ads on eggs

Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it

Chicken-shittify?

They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...

What will they do with the money?

Where are the farmers tariffs?

Eggshittification

You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.

When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters

Those chickens are up to summit

Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.

Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/

You should post this to:

!enshittification@lemmy.world

That chicken looks angry.

Haha