Apparently this asshole-giraffe can't recognise the word "walk" after 3 years but when I give up and start saying "get out of my fucking house" he recognises it after only a couple of weeks (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net

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What a dickhead

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[-] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

doggo-matapacos

Lay down.

does nothing

Drop.

does nothing

Break dance.

rolls over and flops around like a fish

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Realized very quickly that as long as my inflection is right, my cats will answer to pretty much anything. In a hilarious turn, 2/3 of them respond to “dickhead” now as long as I say it in an endearing tone.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

hehe look at he face

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