Future news article when I'm inevitably arrested in this shithole of a country (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by Hestia@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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"DEADNAME" (Hestia) has been arrested. Authorities state that they have found bags full of drugs (estrogen) and numerous hard drives full of illicit films. (Indian cinema)

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[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I'd rather they shoot me tbh

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Idk. Maybe I'd get a free vacation out of it. I always wanted to go to a blacksite in El Salvador.

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

You have multiple bags worth of E? Damn, I’ll never be as cool as you with my measly 3 month supply. trans-sad

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Someone's gotta be a dealer in the days to come

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

you're getting a news story? lucky. I'm getting disappeared into a van

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