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Anon gets high (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

One day we will be free. In this life or the next... we will be free.

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 75 points 2 weeks ago
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 51 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like that was some good shit.

[-] thomas@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 weeks ago

Average Washingtonian Stoner

[-] smee@poeng.link 36 points 2 weeks ago

It's illegal where I live. I have personally incinerated several hauls just to protect the kids.

[-] Flemmy@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago

The sewer creatures are having the most surreal tunnel experience since Space Mountain.

[-] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

Real story: I have to go to work in the next country, in a festival where friends go also but to enjoy it. i made very clear that no drugs, no anything was to be in my car since there's a border crossing and I can't get involved in that shit since I am expected to work the day after.

It's my car, my job,.. My rules yeah. Also that festival was pretty famous for being the open-air supermarket for everything smokable, sniffable, suckable whatever.

And of course one dude has "quite nothing really, only 2 grams hashish and a half acid". Fuck you dude I said "nothing" not "quite nothing" ffs - so the guy said, "it's okay, I'll put it in my mouth and swallow if we get stopped".

Comes the border crossing, I triple-check him. It's in his mouth all right. And I make him so nervous he swallows when we cross (without being stopped).

He slept the entire remaining 700km, then was angry with me because it was late when we arrived and it was gonna be a chore for him to find stuff right away instead of having time tomorrow because I made him swallow.

He went his way that day, and probably got back by bus. I guess.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

#JustJuggaloThings

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

The first time I ever got high, I started thinking about how I was always told weed makes you paranoid and being like "yeah, I am paranoid... About being caught smoking weed."

[-] laserm@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, assuming the OP lives in the US, there is still the federal ban..

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well, doesn't sound like he is crossing state lines with it

[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's still illegal, you just aren't super likely to get caught without the assistance of your state government.

[-] laserm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Eh, it doesn't matter here. SCOTUS decided that the federal government has the right to regulate weed, even within state borders (Gonzales V Raich)

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They need to make their way into the immigrant population, and people who are working against their agenda publicly, before they use weed to to disappear multi-generational citizens.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The day it got legalized in Canada, all of a sudden 95% of the paranoia I could get from weed magically disappeared.

The remaining 5% was the "I'm relatively sure that, in spite of this never happening, I am going to die of a heart attack today because I smoked a strong sativa**")

*Maybe it actually has happened, idk.
*inb4 "Actually pretty much all weed these days is hybridized to the point that sativa and indica aren't really useful categories that you can map onto acute effects". I know, I really just mean the racier stuff that is commonly, if problematically, called sativa.

[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Anon shouldn't smoke those high THC variants. Get something with a better CBD content.

[-] shawn1122@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Newbies need to aim for a 2:1 CBD to THC ratio if doing edibles.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Most of the psychoses that happen during drug use are because of its illegal status.

[-] nectar45@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dont feel too bad about it oop...weed wasnt gonna bring you any good anyway

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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