Donald Trump's computer is next to mine. What should I do when he goes afk? (Edit: not an in-game computer) (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/outside@lemmy.world

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[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Take a screenshot of the desktop, flip it horizontally, make it the wallpaper, and remove all desktop icons.

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Copy all data onto a portable drive and then delete System32

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What kind of rebel are you, if you keep anything?
Edit: and wait, so what? All the data will still be on the machine, you just created a problem for some nerd in the administration, who will have to reinstall everything

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Why mess with a classic, set wall paper to lemon party or goatse or any shock porn from early 2000s

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

Smash it with a sledge hammer.

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Does Outside record the front camera? I don't want to get caught

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Make him cuss on his Christian Minecraft server.

[-] urno@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Go into his Word and make it auto-correct Trump to Cunt. Or, tariff to smallpp.

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