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Quantum compooter
(lemmy.world)
Headline writer should have learned scientific notation
Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic
It seems like some websites think that the more the users know about the quality of the content, the worse it is for the website’s profit
POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver
We’re trying to vote about it but somebody keeps setting the ballot boxes on fire
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The first 300 customers received this custom printed torso. Even though the queue to enter stretched to almost behind the building when I got in line and I had to wait 1 1/2 hours after the opening to even enter, I was still able to acquire one of these torsos. To celebrate the opening, there was a giant inflatable(?) minifigure in the parking lot, a live string band outside, free coffee and build-a-minifigure, displays by MichLUG, and Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader cosplayers. So glad to have a B&M nearby (but my wallet won’t be happy about it)
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YouTube diluting my recommended videos feed with AI-generated “music” that pretends to be made by an actual artist
(lemmy.world)
Media and search engines nowadays need a flag system and a filter for AI junk results
Wouldn’t be the first time. This was him on 9/11/2018 shortly before giving a memorial speech near where Flight 93 crashed:
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The theme was essentially Lego City, but with mechs and a focus on their power source. I decided to take this prompt and put mechs in the most mundane and impractical City environment possible: office work.
Working mechs need their cup of coffee/motor oil to keep them energized
Being a mech doesn’t make pencil-pushing or working on spreadsheets any more exciting. The computer, of course, is powered by cute animal pictures.
This mechanized mop bucket is powered by… er.. the messes it cleans up.
Mech Corp.’s CEO gives the quarterly reports. His levitating bow tie is powered by money, and the design is meant to evoke Baron Harkonnen’s or Emperor Palpatine’s life support systems.
I realize I did push the definition of “mech” a bit throughout, but I wanted to go for the absurd.
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
I just had to deal with my new electric company telling me that I couldn’t log in because my email was not in their system, but I couldn’t create a new account with that email because it was already in use within their system.
The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
This is like a serial killer wearing their victim’s face. Good job!
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Squorlple
joined 1 year ago
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