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[-] charonn0@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Marvellous ♪

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: You can't run through a campground, you can only ran cuz it's past tents.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Gesundheit

[-] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

It was quite an in tents experience

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

I giggled. A lot.

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

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