Trump adds a new piece of art to the Oval Office - a statue of himself moments after the assassination attempt in Butler : nottheonion

[-] perestroika@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If he continues ruling like that, he's going to need more floor space. :)

If it were another house, I'd recommend a statue of a small crowd of Soviet citizens heroically overwhelming a man who missed Brezhnev with a pistol. The statue should be equipped with audio, so if a visitor approaches, the audio should play and multilingual translations should run on a screen, narrating the approximate dialogue:

<bang>
you missed him
<bang>
really poor shot
<bang>
hey, let me try
<bang>
give me the gun
<bang>
you're wasting ammo, give me the damn gun
<bang>
stop resisting, I will take the gun from you now

(sadly it's based on an anecdote, no such historical event has occurred)

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

If the assassination attempt would have worked, Kamala could still have put up that statue, as a memorial of the victory over fascism.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

There. Was. No. Assassination. Attempt.

The sooner the world wakes up, the better for us all.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

What?

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[+] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

They gave everyone hope that the shooter just missed, but he was never going to hit, since he shot nothing. That ear scrape was so fake leaving zero scar or scab after just a week.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The people behind Trump who were wounded or killed would like a word. If it was staged, and the wound was fake, it would have been done with blanks.

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Fair point. I havent heard much or anything, really, about them.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -1 points 2 months ago

That would be really dumb. What happens if they hit Trump in the head? There are so many factors like wind. With the large anti Trump movement I'm not really shocked someone decided to take things into their own hands. He definitely leaned into the whole victim thing but to say that the entire thing was staged is a bit extreme.

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fucking pathetic

[-] kudra@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

🤮

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Jesus, Reba still got it going on at 70

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Holy fuck she's 70!? She looks incredible!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Figured I'd get a bunch of, "yeah, money, Botox, rich, yadda yadda yadda..." Of course that's a thing, but still, my mom was balls out hot until she hit 60 or so, straight downhill, while still trying to look younger. Reba got some genes to fit those jeans.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

If Reba has had work done, her surgeon is incredibly good. I can't even tell and I'm really good at seeing that kinda thing

[-] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

This is a joke right?

[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The whole of our reality is a fucking joke.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, but not in the way you're hoping. It's not a joke meaning "it didn't happen", but it's a joke in the way everything this chucklefuck does is a joke.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I wish.

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anyone who calls any piece of work, which depicts Donald Trump as “art” I’d like to have a word with.

Mostly to beat them to death for their idiocy

[-] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

if they're idiocy

Might have to slap yourself around a little bit as well there champ.

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 0 points 2 months ago

Sorry, Siri dictation doesn’t work so well when I’m drunk

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Quit hitting yourself!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

that thing is hideous, and it's only real resemblance to trump is that look of abject stupidity.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

fake assassination attempt

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