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[-] perestroika@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If he continues ruling like that, he's going to need more floor space. :)

If it were another house, I'd recommend a statue of a small crowd of Soviet citizens heroically overwhelming a man who missed Brezhnev with a pistol. The statue should be equipped with audio, so if a visitor approaches, the audio should play and multilingual translations should run on a screen, narrating the approximate dialogue:

<bang>
you missed him
<bang>
really poor shot
<bang>
hey, let me try
<bang>
give me the gun
<bang>
you're wasting ammo, give me the damn gun
<bang>
stop resisting, I will take the gun from you now

(sadly it's based on an anecdote, no such historical event has occurred)

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

If the assassination attempt would have worked, Kamala could still have put up that statue, as a memorial of the victory over fascism.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

There. Was. No. Assassination. Attempt.

The sooner the world wakes up, the better for us all.

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fucking pathetic

[-] kudra@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago
[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Holy fuck she's 70!? She looks incredible!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Figured I'd get a bunch of, "yeah, money, Botox, rich, yadda yadda yadda..." Of course that's a thing, but still, my mom was balls out hot until she hit 60 or so, straight downhill, while still trying to look younger. Reba got some genes to fit those jeans.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If Reba has had work done, her surgeon is incredibly good. I can't even tell and I'm really good at seeing that kinda thing

[-] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago
[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The whole of our reality is a fucking joke.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, but not in the way you're hoping. It's not a joke meaning "it didn't happen", but it's a joke in the way everything this chucklefuck does is a joke.

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anyone who calls any piece of work, which depicts Donald Trump as “art” I’d like to have a word with.

Mostly to beat them to death for their idiocy

[-] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

if they're idiocy

Might have to slap yourself around a little bit as well there champ.

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 0 points 2 months ago

Sorry, Siri dictation doesn’t work so well when I’m drunk

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Quit hitting yourself!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

that thing is hideous, and it's only real resemblance to trump is that look of abject stupidity.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

fake assassination attempt

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