I know, right? What tariffs?

Wow. Multiple bone apples.

And is that pasta with a side of rice? Classic

The campaign of beers!

Or the name of the prestigious university cranking out this caliber of genius.

Who says, "...tapping me along."?

Where are the "I did this!" stickers?

RIP Carl

How do you want to handle firewood? Aside from foraging I was thinking about getting a few bundles of store bought

I can smell when it's going to snow.

Here's a little known fact, gender neutral bathrooms are just bathrooms.

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.