I had a teacher who kept a coil spring from a car's suspension in the closet. When someone fell asleep in class, they would drop it into the concrete floor. Holy shit that was a crazy noise.

Plus one!

Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." It is named after Ian Betteridge, a British technology journalist who wrote about it in 2009, although the principle is much older.

Where are the "I did this!" stickers?

RIP Carl

How do you want to handle firewood? Aside from foraging I was thinking about getting a few bundles of store bought

I can smell when it's going to snow.

Here's a little known fact, gender neutral bathrooms are just bathrooms.

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

They didn't give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!

Why use a played out Trump and Musk photo. Use photos of people we would be surprised to see on the list.