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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 96 points 2 months ago

I work at a bakery in Germany that’s open on sundays (most things are closed). Yesterday was absolutely flooded because of Mother’s Day and we kept running out of coins.

I had a man wait over five minutes before I was able to give him his change of one cent. I wish I were so in charge of my finances.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 62 points 2 months ago

That's why I hate X.99 prices.
Just make it 4.50, 4.80, 4.90 or 5.00

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

If it helps, it was a price ending in a different digit. It ended in six, he gave me seven cents, and wouldn’t accept my offer of his two cents back and I’d be happy to pay the difference personally. He wanted to pay exactly what he owed, which is his prerogative.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 months ago
[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

As an immigrant with all the love in my heart: yes.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 26 points 2 months ago

1 cent?! We don't even deal with those fiddly little coins in our shops anymore. 5 cents is the smallest change.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

We just got this rule in Estonia too this year. Cash payment, round to nearest 5 cents, card payment, still exact number.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

The price of our plain Brötchen is indivisible by five, which means I get to impress the shit out of people with very basic mental math, but we do have to mess with the fiddly coins. Normally people are a little embarrassed and grimace while waiting for a tiny amount of change, but this guy was chilling. Honestly, more power to him.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

No, I mean in stores we still get prices like 2,99, and if you pay with card you pay 2,99 but if you pay with cash you pay 3 euro. You don't get 1 cent return.

On the flipside: if your total is something like 2,96 then you pay 2,96 if you pay with card, however in cash you pay 2,95.

So in the end it all kind of evens out.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That would kill me. I realized that the computer rounds down when calculating our employee discount (we get 50% off, but if something ends in x.x5, we pay x.x2/x.x7, whereas other customers paying for half a loaf of bread would pay x.x3/x.x8) and I’ve been exploiting that since.

I guess this comment section has been a learning experience because I realized that I am exactly the same as that customer.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Who says memes can't be educational? :D

[-] Damage@feddit.it 18 points 2 months ago

Germans' hate for electronic payments strikes again

[-] Fabian@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Yes, getting rid of 1c 2c and 5c would be great

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here's it is without the pointless first half.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 104 points 2 months ago

Here it is with an elongated first half

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

You may not like the format, but it was used correctly in this case.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago
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[-] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago
[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago

How many half A presses is that when converted?

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

Hahaha I’m curious how many people know the word ‘Pannenkoek’ just from the Mario 64 youtuber

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I didn't know it was dutch until this post lol. But it's obviously pancake looking at the word. Or so I thought! Looking it up it's specifically a Dutch Pancake?

Is there a different word for a western pancake?

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

About 1/1000th of a washing machine.

(Ironically, this was my 1000th comment on this account on Lemmy)

[-] M137@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[-] madjo@feddit.nl 20 points 2 months ago

Dat is geen pannenkoek, dat is een pizza. Pannenkoeken komen niet uit een oven.

[-] Kualdir@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

0.05 Mcdonalds mayo (you dipped once)

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

they might settle for a stroopwafel, or a handful of hagelslag

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Hagelslag only on buttered bread.

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Lmao. When I lived in Austria I remember I chilled with a friend and he let me take a couple sips from his Beer.

The next day he asked me to wire him 0.3 euro for half the beer 😭.

I just told him next beer is on me.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Wait like, between friends?

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Euh, yeah. Usually in the group chat.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Times like these I think the Hellenes had it right with the idea of xenia.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

For anyone else who’s learning something new today. That’s generally what I practice, though I tend to think of it as a form of chivalry. I’m a woman ish, but I like the idea of decoupling chivalry from gender roles and treating everyone with more care than is typical. Plus, sexist men hate nothing more than having a woman hold the door or offer to carry something heavy for them.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Anyone who can upset sexist men is a-okay in my book. I like you.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's what I think of any time I hear the phrase "traditional values". Caring about other people is the basis of any sane ethos.

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

That's what I prefer too.

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah. We use it to settle a lot of things with friends etc. Going out for dinner or having a drink at someone's place? Split the bill and send everyone a Tikkie. Sometimes there's even multiple because someone paid for the beer and someone else for the pizza.

For context: in the Netherlands we generally pay using debit card instead of physical money or credit card. Almost every bank has their own "Tikkie" service nowadays. There's also Splitser, which allows you to keep track of who paid for what over a longer timeframe with more people. Like a holiday with friends.

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah but for €0.43? Here in the states people tend to think more like "it'll even out" especially among friends.

I wouldn't ever ask my friends to pay me back $0.50 lol

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Oh no definitely not. Unless it's a meme haha. Among friends we regularly don't send a tikkie even when getting beer or something, because you know it's probably gonna be repaid sometime. As friends you definitely don't always need to even the books

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[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

I thought I would never need to see this meme format again...

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I swear Dutch reads and sounds like an English speaker making fun of German people.

"Ja I joost drooped mein pannenkaken entoo de poopengarten." This is what Dutch sounds like to me, you have a practical rainbow of Germanic languages and then there's Dutch which sounds and reads like a shit post.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Have you seen Afrikaans?

I saw a post of an old Afrikaans newspaper that read "Hitler dood, wat nau?"

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