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Nobody wants a cold corn dog
(sh.itjust.works)
Even the rat doesn't seem keen about eating these corn dog wannabees. Can corn dogs die? They look like corn dog corpses.
Did you know that corn dogs aren't made of real dogs?
True story, I wrote the article on it somewhere...
They're prepared fresh daily dammit!
Instructions unclear, shoves a stick up the rat's ass...
5p extra for ketchup
Used to be 1p, but the damn dwarves have driven up prices after their efforts on treacle mine road
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