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[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 89 points 1 month ago

Sudo is like the safety on a firearm. It's there to hopefully prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. It won't stop you if you're determined enough, though.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I don't know, I have to use SUDO so much that I would never think twice about it if what I was doing was unwittingly dangerous, you even have to su to the root user enough that I wouldn't think to hard about it.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Me when I put my gun in the holster with the safety off, then accidentally blow my own foot off

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

By this logic, would su root be like breaking off the safety???

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, just never turning it on again

[-] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

I used to get output like this after that $ sudo command.

This user is not listed inside sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 100 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago

If root on every linux machine is Santa, that explains how he gets so much done.

[-] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It said 404 not found โ€ข NGIX

Edit: oh yeah that pic showed up now

[-] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You're welcome, I've run sudo show picture

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago
[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Oh is that the bastard administrator from hell?

[-] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The first time I got this I thought I screwed up big time. Then, half a second later I was like "wait..."

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 29 points 1 month ago

Minewhile, NixOS:

"Nice try buddy, now step the fuck away from my read-only file system before I put my flake in your ass"

[-] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

And do not forget about impermanence everywhere.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

NixOS Impermanence, Everywhere, All at Once (2022)

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 1 month ago
[-] randomjoh@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

sudo chmod -R 777 / all gas no brakes

[-] Xanza@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Probably the funniest linux meme I've seen in a few years. Nice.

[-] MindlessHunter4@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

And if that permit isn't valid it'll get reported to... someone.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Installed Debian for the first time in over 15 years the other day for my new homelab, forgot to add my user to the sudoers file, went to use the command

Error: User is not in sudoers file

You're no longer ratted out by Debian it seems, a sad day

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

On my Debian system, I still get mail when I failed to use sudo in time on a machine, and that gets reported via mbox.

First time ever, I had to look up "How do I check my debian mail?".

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sudo show-me-pictures-of-cats.sh

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

and then you rekt yourself and have to do a fresh install

this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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