I'm doing my part!

Justice is blind, meaning she misses a lot

I think the hangman might have enough on his plate to allow us a little war crime or 2, as a treat

Like seriously, the game wasn't good back then

Yes, it was, and I'm a salty cunt who doesn't even like new games a lot of the time

Then again, he did kill that guy too

I dunno, man, this Hitler guy seems kinda complex, how are we supposed to feel about him?!

discussing pronouns with you would be as useless as asking you

Yeah, because you don't understand the language and how it uses them. Not my fault you're an idiot

choice of identity words

Yet another example of you either being unbelievably stupid or a troll: you called them pronouns until this comment, now suddenly they're something different to pronouns?

drag had that conversation with Blaze without you

Oh god, Blaze I apologize you had to deal with them on my behalf

You are not invited to participate in that conversation.

Thank Satan, my brain cells are saved! Cute that you think you're excluding me from something here, whatever makes you feel better

smashing printers with baseball bats

I have years of IT experience, offer Linux support, and am visibly the kind of guy you just know can fix your computer problem (or, if I take my glasses off, I look like I sell weed apparently), and when asked to help with printers I have one answer:

They're sentient and they hate you. I was trained in IT, not exorcisms. Send it as a PDF, PNG, or smoke signal before you try troubleshooting.

Like, I broke my big office one the other day so bad the tech had to come out. What had I done to brick it so badly? Tap a menu option, tap back, then tap a different menu option. If you don't wait 3s between the second and third tap it errors and freezes and they have to send a tech out to do some sort of 2 hour long ritual where he rubs it and whispers how sorry he is.

What the fuck is wrong with printers

Nah, that's not the insane rush, that's actually a really chill first mission to help you get into the swing of them

The opening where you run down a big hill and then a cutscene where a bunch of shadow creatures attack and kill some guys really horribly and then a big explosion goes off and kills your character but the baby in his throat stops sucking it's thumb so he can be reborn

"Get the presidents body the fuck out of here" makes perfect sense and looks tame as shit after THAT

No, though I get what you mean, I locked eyes with this woman as my ass came off the seat and she death gripped the cart, I think she might legitimately have been momentarily worried about hitting her head on the ceiling and breaking her neck (had a friend be a hostess and she said the training absolutely mentions that)

As soon as they were touching the floor again they moved as fast as they could to their area, locked it down, and strapped in hard, and the captain yelled in Japanese over the intercom for a couple minutes before finally translating in English that we were fine, clearly freaked out

I know planes are safe but that experience at 1am over the pitch black Pacific ocean occasionally flashes back to me when I'm on planes because holy shit what the FUCK happened

Lol, you have other comments on your profile from like 2 days before this where you refer to yourself in normal pronouns, you can't even be consistent. If you legitimately held these opinions it'd be every time. Also the "I didn't tell anyone to use them" while having comments where you explicitly do just that

Your behaviour almost perfectly matches this super obsessed mega-MAGA dipshit I used to know, he'd go online and pretend to be a mega lefty in weird ways, then screenshot them on his normal accounts and use them as examples of "the insane left"

Is that you, Stan?

Ive seen a loaded drink cart get a few inches of the floor, though that one was intense enough that even the flight attendants adopted an "oh fuck we're about to die" face, which is comforting