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[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago

That "Rogue Employee's" name: Egon Mursk.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Adrian Dittmann

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Now it is doing the same thing but with holocaust denial

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Islamophobic rants have begun as well

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Twitternacht

[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

the rogue employee: libertarian-approaching

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

My brother posted from my account

[-] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Elon: "we could find this guy ourselves, pull his big old butt out of his costume and give him a spanking!"

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

melon-musk "Snk! *Other assorted noises of barely contained mirth* Haha, fooled you all! IT WAS ME! Rogue was the class I ~~paid someone to~~ play as in WoW! Get it? Aren't I cool and funny and epic!"

pain

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

No way he'd play a rogue, or even pretend to play a rogue, he'd play a Paladin or something because of the "cool armor" and brag about how he has the highest DPS and never tanks.

[-] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So a liability.

I play FFXI. Our Paladins paladin. You tank like a beast or you GTFO. Damage comes from the Rangers and Samurai and Black Mages. Nobody expects the pally to do a god damn thing for DPS. The pally soaks damage and holds hate, the White Mages heal them. A good Paladin can keep hate off my Ranger. Good luck with that, BTW.

Of course Elmo would claim to be the top pally with the best DPS on the entire server. Y'know, because he's full of shit.

"We'll be on Mars by next year" 8 years ago. "Full self-driving next year!" 10 years ago. Sure bud. And I'm going to fart pixie dust tomorrow. YUP! Feckless removed. He is literally the most useless person that has ever lived. He is living proof that "meritocracy" is imaginary. Richest person on Earth and completely and utterly useless.

Edit: I accept that removal, despite it being used in the European context. Dude still sucks though.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, that was exactly what I was getting at, he'd pick a team play, tank class and try to play them like DPS and brag about being too good at the game for team raids or something.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

"The rogue Employee, identified as one Melon Usk, has now been sent to bed without supper."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

2. an elephant or other large wild animal or billionaire driven away or living apart from the herd and having savage or destructive tendencies.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Ketamine disassociated Elon gone rouge!

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I hope that we are finally watching the end of Twitter.

this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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