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personally I think biden should stop having ass cancer (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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He's old. We need to give cancer to younger democrats like kamala and buttigieg

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

nerd Ackshyully when you look up "ass cancer" on Wikipedia it redirects you to the page for anal cancer, not prostate cancer, which means that Joe Biden does not have ass cancer.

Now all we need to know is what an equally vulgar name for the prostate is, one that rolls off the tongue in the same way as "ass cancer".

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

It's not often I defend Biden, but it isn't his fault his G-spot is in his ass.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I swear I've seen or heard the prostate referred to as the love button somewhere, but Wiktionary only lists "clitoris" as a definition of that term, so I don't even know what.

[-] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

balls cancer

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Are you... sure about that one......???

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, that's where the pee is.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

The perineum is sometimes called the taint

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

The gritch, the gretch, the grundle, no man's land, the fleshy fun bridge

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Both start with P but they're different body parts, I'm afraid.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

He should try reaching across the aisle to compromise with the cancer.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

that's how he got here

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago

I thought he was trying that by letting him have some bone too

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago

You are being harsh. His cancer is just a gaffe, ableit probably his final one.

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

“Look here fat, I think that a white man deserves ass cancer just as much as a poor man”

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Can you please respect his right to choose ass cancer? He has the most experience so he's the most qualified for cancer of the ass

[-] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

but, ASS WE CAN...CER

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

The vast majority of Americans don't currently have ass cancer. It is very unrelatable and elitist.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Are you sure they don't? Most of them can't afford a doctor, so we can't know how many might have secret ass cancer.

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It's a stutter!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Weapona of ass destruction

[-] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s a tragedy that so often cancer strikes the young and sometimes it’s a tragedy when it instead strikes them when they’re old

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