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He's old. We need to give cancer to younger democrats like kamala and buttigieg

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

nerd Ackshyully when you look up "ass cancer" on Wikipedia it redirects you to the page for anal cancer, not prostate cancer, which means that Joe Biden does not have ass cancer.

Now all we need to know is what an equally vulgar name for the prostate is, one that rolls off the tongue in the same way as "ass cancer".

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

It's not often I defend Biden, but it isn't his fault his G-spot is in his ass.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I swear I've seen or heard the prostate referred to as the love button somewhere, but Wiktionary only lists "clitoris" as a definition of that term, so I don't even know what.

[-] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Are you... sure about that one......???

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Oh shit, that's where the pee is.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

The perineum is sometimes called the taint

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Both start with P but they're different body parts, I'm afraid.

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

The gritch, the gretch, the grundle, no man's land, the fleshy fun bridge

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Can you please respect his right to choose ass cancer? He has the most experience so he's the most qualified for cancer of the ass

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago

You are being harsh. His cancer is just a gaffe, ableit probably his final one.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

but, ASS WE CAN...CER

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

The vast majority of Americans don't currently have ass cancer. It is very unrelatable and elitist.

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

“Look here fat, I think that a white man deserves ass cancer just as much as a poor man”

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Weapona of ass destruction

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

It's a stutter!

[-] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s a tragedy that so often cancer strikes the young and sometimes it’s a tragedy when it instead strikes them when they’re old

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