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[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 48 points 2 months ago

my top three picks would be:

  1. sugar and sugar
  2. sugar and sugar
  3. sugar and sugar
[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

So, the Nutella stripe down the middle?

*unless they used garbage sweetened peanut butter of course, then it’s 9 sugars.

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[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

i get youre trying to say that its too much sugar, but technically its the same as a normal pb and j, simply with different flavors. its not like he used 3x as much spread than he normally would.

but yes.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Truly a mind like this should be curing cancer.

[-] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Crunchy and creamy are textures, not flavors

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Not flavors alone, but crunchy has whole pieces of nut, changing the ratio of nut to other ingredients and adjusting the flavor.

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[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I'm over here with a pistachio butter and apple jelly sandwich. Shit's fire.

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I have to imagine the jam and Nutella combo in the top middle is a little cursed...

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Not if they chose "tart cherry" or raspberry. They both go very well with chocolate, including Nutella.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Strawberry jam and Nutella is like a very rich chocolate dipped strawberry. The only real cursed combo is grape jelly and Nutella

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Honey & Nutella sounds even worse to me.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Jam and Nutella is generally awsome, like fruit with chocolate.

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[-] Dubiousx99@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

But it is only 6. Crunchy vs smooth doesn’t taste any different.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

There's a small difference, but big difference in texture

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is almost worthy of calling food porn.

Tell me you wouldn't eat that shit, and I'd just say sorry for your peanut allergy..

[-] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Peanut butter is literally my favorite food but I wouldn't take a single bite of this thing. There's like 40 grams of sugar here. I ain't 12.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fine, more for me!

Honestly I haven't had a PB&J in probably over 10 years, but I'd sooo eat that sammich!

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[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Too many flavors to taste good.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The only thing it's missing is bacon.

Ever had a bacon donut? Yes, that's a thing, and it's surprisingly good.

So, of course I'd try that sandwich even with bacon on it.

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Aw mate, bacon maple syrup pancakes. 😘🤌

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Stahp! You're making me ~~horny~~ hungry!

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Your taste buds are dying, buddy.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, I'm just random enough to try damn near anything that I'm not allergic to and won't make me gag.

I dunno where the bacon donut came from, but if you ever find one, give it a try, you might be pleasantly surprised.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This is very 'Murican. I'd feel sick after just a few nibbles of that.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

pbj became popular during WWII due to rationing. after the war it continued on and is pretty unique to the United States. it's become somewhat popular in other countries but is a daily meal for many Americans to this day.

making fun of it would be like making fun of the Japanese for eating rice, or the Scotts for eating haggis, or the Ukrainians eating borscht.

mocking people for food of their culture isn't cool or funny. it may not be what you would eat, but I bet you eat some stuff that's pretty fucking disgusting to me too.

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

I enjoy a PBJ, it's a great combination. Have to say spreadable marshmallow isnt something I've come across before tho.

[-] mdd@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I remember it was child (about 45 years ago). Haven't seen it since then.

[-] mr_unfamous@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago

You can find on at Walmart in the baking section. Or, ateast you can in Texas.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Tbh, I am not a fan of the marshmallow fluff. But I've had a pb&mf sandwich before, and it isn't as absurd a combination as it seems.

It's called a fluffernutter sandwich.

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

Awesome name for a sandwich!

[-] mr_unfamous@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

I like to make what I call a true "PB N J" Peanut Butter, Nutella, Jelly.

Its probably not an original idea, but damn if it isn't amazing lol

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Where's the marmite? Or vegemite, either is acceptable in this situation

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Neither is acceptable, you who tiptoes in the pale moonlight with the fucking devil

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I have to agree, tbh

One or the other is mandatory :)

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Totally justified

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Marmite and butter on a nice piece of toast 🤤🤤🤤

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

We're not trying to fuck the sandwich up with shitpaste.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This looks like over stimulation in sandwich form, also I must try it now.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Needs a marmite strip.

Maybe chilli jam too

[-] Lucien@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Needs bananas

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Like an alignment chart, but more delicious.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Marshmallow + crunchy PB is obviously Chaotic Evil.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My personal favorite that I discovered recently: aioli - sriracha

Of course, I use this in the context of a sandwich, with something in between the slices, e.g tomato, cheese, pickles. It works great as grilled cheese too!

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah i used to make a big batch of sriracha aioli every once in a while, its so good.

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