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[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 47 points 1 week ago

my top three picks would be:

  1. sugar and sugar
  2. sugar and sugar
  3. sugar and sugar
[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

So, the Nutella stripe down the middle?

*unless they used garbage sweetened peanut butter of course, then it’s 9 sugars.

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[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

i get youre trying to say that its too much sugar, but technically its the same as a normal pb and j, simply with different flavors. its not like he used 3x as much spread than he normally would.

but yes.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Truly a mind like this should be curing cancer.

[-] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Crunchy and creamy are textures, not flavors

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Not flavors alone, but crunchy has whole pieces of nut, changing the ratio of nut to other ingredients and adjusting the flavor.

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[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I'm over here with a pistachio butter and apple jelly sandwich. Shit's fire.

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I have to imagine the jam and Nutella combo in the top middle is a little cursed...

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Not if they chose "tart cherry" or raspberry. They both go very well with chocolate, including Nutella.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Strawberry jam and Nutella is like a very rich chocolate dipped strawberry. The only real cursed combo is grape jelly and Nutella

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Honey & Nutella sounds even worse to me.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Jam and Nutella is generally awsome, like fruit with chocolate.

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[-] Dubiousx99@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

But it is only 6. Crunchy vs smooth doesn’t taste any different.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

There's a small difference, but big difference in texture

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This is almost worthy of calling food porn.

Tell me you wouldn't eat that shit, and I'd just say sorry for your peanut allergy..

[-] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Peanut butter is literally my favorite food but I wouldn't take a single bite of this thing. There's like 40 grams of sugar here. I ain't 12.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fine, more for me!

Honestly I haven't had a PB&J in probably over 10 years, but I'd sooo eat that sammich!

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[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Too many flavors to taste good.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only thing it's missing is bacon.

Ever had a bacon donut? Yes, that's a thing, and it's surprisingly good.

So, of course I'd try that sandwich even with bacon on it.

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Aw mate, bacon maple syrup pancakes. 😘🤌

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Stahp! You're making me ~~horny~~ hungry!

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Your taste buds are dying, buddy.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nah, I'm just random enough to try damn near anything that I'm not allergic to and won't make me gag.

I dunno where the bacon donut came from, but if you ever find one, give it a try, you might be pleasantly surprised.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is very 'Murican. I'd feel sick after just a few nibbles of that.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

pbj became popular during WWII due to rationing. after the war it continued on and is pretty unique to the United States. it's become somewhat popular in other countries but is a daily meal for many Americans to this day.

making fun of it would be like making fun of the Japanese for eating rice, or the Scotts for eating haggis, or the Ukrainians eating borscht.

mocking people for food of their culture isn't cool or funny. it may not be what you would eat, but I bet you eat some stuff that's pretty fucking disgusting to me too.

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

I enjoy a PBJ, it's a great combination. Have to say spreadable marshmallow isnt something I've come across before tho.

[-] mdd@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I remember it was child (about 45 years ago). Haven't seen it since then.

[-] mr_unfamous@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago

You can find on at Walmart in the baking section. Or, ateast you can in Texas.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Tbh, I am not a fan of the marshmallow fluff. But I've had a pb&mf sandwich before, and it isn't as absurd a combination as it seems.

It's called a fluffernutter sandwich.

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago

Awesome name for a sandwich!

[-] mr_unfamous@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 week ago

I like to make what I call a true "PB N J" Peanut Butter, Nutella, Jelly.

Its probably not an original idea, but damn if it isn't amazing lol

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Where's the marmite? Or vegemite, either is acceptable in this situation

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Neither is acceptable, you who tiptoes in the pale moonlight with the fucking devil

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I have to agree, tbh

One or the other is mandatory :)

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Totally justified

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Marmite and butter on a nice piece of toast 🤤🤤🤤

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

We're not trying to fuck the sandwich up with shitpaste.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This looks like over stimulation in sandwich form, also I must try it now.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Needs a marmite strip.

Maybe chilli jam too

[-] Lucien@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Needs bananas

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Like an alignment chart, but more delicious.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Marshmallow + crunchy PB is obviously Chaotic Evil.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My personal favorite that I discovered recently: aioli - sriracha

Of course, I use this in the context of a sandwich, with something in between the slices, e.g tomato, cheese, pickles. It works great as grilled cheese too!

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah i used to make a big batch of sriracha aioli every once in a while, its so good.

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