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[-] LavaPlanet@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

I didn't think about all the spiders that'd be in flood waters...

[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

This is an immensely stupid idea. The SES will relocate your animals if you ask.

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Only if they have capacity, and I doubt they have capacity for horses very often.

I guess how stupid it is depends on the particular location - if you're on a flood plain, then yeah, but if there's high ground nearby, maybe not.

[-] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

I'd been saving to buy my kids new laptops for their upcoming birthdays and picked some up at a great sale price last weekend. Last update they were in Lismore on Tuesday afternoon.....

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

The 2 laptops I ordered were on their way being delivered. It's now Sunday and the last update on the tracking info was from last Tuesday in Lismore, right before all this flooding.

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Lismore isn't flooding...

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago

beetles in the budgie smugglers trying to have a chop at me

wtf does this even mean?

[-] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 58 points 2 days ago

Bugs crawling into his underpants and having a nibble.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Just when I thought this post couldn't get sexier

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Have you heard what we are not here to do with spiders?

[-] mriswith@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Beetle = beetle.

budgie smuggler = tight underwear/speedo

chop, chomp = bite


Animals tend to seek high-ground during floods, to avoid drowning. Doesn't matter if it's a human or a tree, so beetles and spiders climb him and hide. Although he's happy that it's beetles and not snakes.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

budgie smuggler

OMG, I got new slang!

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

One of our recent fuckwit prime ministers was prone to wearing them for photo ops.

[-] GiovanniBruzzolini@aussie.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

More than just one of our recent fuckwit prime ministers

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

It's funny because any Aussie would read that and know exactly what he means.

[-] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

My brothers and some local kids went body boarding down the creek when it was flooding one time and they all ended up with a heap of spiders hitching rides with them.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Kayaked a hell creek one time, most arduous thing I've ever done, took 28-hours.

Did not know there were banana spiders under every piece of tree I dodged. Was so covered I gave up on using the sponge to toss 'em, went in with my fingers, fast as I could go. Anyway, I'm a little over my fear of spiders. A little.

[-] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I would have immediately drowned myself.

That's what the spiders want.

[-] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Bushfires: ok-ok, we'll wait some time...

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago

Wildfires and floods support each other.

As the green burns down it can help less with water retention and slowing down the surface runoff or stabilizing slopes through the roots.

As the floodings uproot trees or kill them in stagnant areas with prolonged suffocation of the roots, the dead trees dry quicker and become more susceptible to fire.

Climate catastrophe is fun.

[-] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

support each other.

Aww, how cute...

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Well, it is nearly winter 😂

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I reckon we’re on coin toss climate. Heads (bushfires) or tails (floods). Sometimes it bushfires, sometimes it’s floods. Lately on the East Coast we’ve been on a flood streak. Our “luck” will change soon.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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