Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

Octopodes.

These two having any kind of conversation would be fucking hilarious. Absolute opposite ends of the spectrum of narcisstic assholes, they would both go insane trying to out alpha each other while being completely unable to communicate in any way that made sense to each other.

"Educate the tax assessor" I'm screaming.

Linux, bro.

Linux.

Literally just tell them what you said in this post.

I mean, "almost half" means that the majority still want to vote for him.

The NBA needs to come down on Dray hard, the guy is a fucking clown. I'm all for villains but his constant bleating and dirty play is just embarassing to the league.

"Men are victims of the patriarchy too" is an incredibly powerful message that I wish more men understood.

Effectively firing half the employees seems like a strong sign that the new owners are going to ruin what made Bandcamp good.

I'm so fucking tired, you guys.

It's fine to not be interested in a relationship. But to be like that because you're in love with a fictional character is dysfunctional and almost certainly a result of wider issues in your life. I think a doctor or therapy of some sort could be highly beneficial to you.