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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think that’s just one of Granny’s myths, though.

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[-] jedibob5@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

deep sigh

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[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

I didn't get it pls help.

[-] Audacious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

🍏

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is not a Granny Smith apple.

[-] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ceci n'est pas une pomme.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

bite

What? I'm hungry.

[-] junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

No, it totally works! Proof:

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

apple-ing pun

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I asked my grandma if she like mushy apples. She replied, "No honey, crisp."

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

What a tart joke.

this post was submitted on 22 May 2025

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