Some days you're okay, and other days you're Eeyore getting nailed in the ass.
Pooh: Eeyore why are you aways sad?
Eeyore: I have a nail in my ass.
Pooh: Oh.
After all, one can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!' The Social Round. Always something going on.
Is this cannon?
No, his name is not cannon, it’s Eeyore. He’s a fictional character in the Winnie-the-Pooh universe, known for being depressed.
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