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New parenting strat just dropped
(startrek.website)
Was the guy... Bane?
"Mr. Bane, uh, sir? Is it time to piss my pants? Cuz it happened."
If Batman was a Marvel film
went all Pokemon Bike on his kid
"please don't show me that at this point in time"
Oh that brought a lost memory.That guys buddy's weren't helpful.
My brother was like the opposite of this dude. One of his kids would trip and hurt themselves and be like "I'm OK!" and my brother would come running over and pick them up and make a fuss and say "it's OK to cry". Kid would start bawling away.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Whyyyyyyy
That’s actually really sweet, teaches them to not bottle up their emotions.
What, you never tried it before?
No, I didn't read the manual thoroughly.
British parent, right? Very upper-class?
Sounds like something Suchong from Bioshock would say
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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