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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

"As part of your onboarding process, we're just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we'll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

"Welcome to the Corporation."

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[-] utopiah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where is the ~~Github~~ Gitea/forgejo/CodeBerg/etc repo? OSHW certification?

Until then unfortunately it's "just" Gabe's fanboyism. Better learn from open academic research or OSHW projects.

[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Valve bros dont need to worry about what happens in life after gaben, because I think gaben is going to ascend to cyberspace before the end.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

That's... Not a very promising roadmap...

[-] monke@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

The picture in the post is unhinged

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I didn't know they were doing brainchips. I trust Gabe with it way more than fElon, for sure.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

How the hell is this not the Onion?

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[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Ohh...eh.

2019 left me with the impression Starfish was wireless.

Sticking stuff into my brain isn't on my to-do list.

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[-] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Billionaires should not exist

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Step 1: Tax all wealth above 999 Million at 100% taxrate
Step 2: Congrats, no more billionaires! 🎆🎇🎉🎊

[-] mcv@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

It's worth remembering that there was a time when the highest US tax bracket was taxed at 90%, and that didn't stop the US's longest period of sustained economic growth.

Ridiculously high tax rates for ridiculously high incomes have been done before and are entirely feasible.

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It’s wild how Lemmy gamers and others treat Steam as if it’s a noble corporation and Gabe is THEIR billionaire so he can’t possibly be bad. The fact that he’s a billionaire is proof that he underpaid and stole from everyone below him. There are no good billionaires, and Gabe is not your friend

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[-] Naevermix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Finally, Half-Life 3

[-] titter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

In this heeadline: Neuralink's Competitor Recieves Prototype

in this thread: Gabe Crazy

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"has long toyed with the idea that your brain should be more connected to your PC"

seems like billionaires' wet dream to be honest

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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

Project deckard. Gamers are getting the chip to run games inside their brains.

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