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Sounds like insecurity to me.
Know what's really "bitchy?" Being afraid other dudes will think you're a bitch. Nothing more bitch-like.
Know what's really "manly?" Fucking other dudes! Getting all that free protein T paste, right from the tap... no soaking up E from a blown out roastie through your dick.
bOdY wAsH
It's called "soap", people, and if you want to reduce waste (and save money), you buy it in a bar, not a bottle.
I am also on team bar soap, but body wash isn't always "soap", it's sometimes a detergent.
Which is another reason why I am on team bar soap.
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Holy insecurity batman.
Call him a faget and move on. Gotta be a real bitch to act like nice smelling soap will make you want to put a cock in your ass
Bulgarian-rose scented sounds marvellous
I use Ivory white bar soap. No antibacterials.
That sounds like it smells great.
'What, you don't think you're manly enough to pull it off?'
Ehhhh ... I use old spice... Maybe I'm a little insecure.
I dunno, they have some pretty good scents. I love the hell out of their "wilderness" deodorant with lavender.
Fiji is amazing. Very floral without being too sweet for me
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How hard is it to just say "I don't like that scent"?
Not wanting to smell like flowers is some bitch shit.
This seems like a golden opportunity to fuck with him in subtle ways. How many girls things can you disguise?
It must be sad having so little manliness that smell could take from it.
Honestly, you're not his parent, he's an adult and needs to start taking care of himself - or GTFO.
Who the fuck texts like that, I refuse to believe that's a real person , or it's some Shadow the Hedgehog furry
Lmfao what does he want, "Chode Sweat and Marlboros"?
Man hes missing out. Probably smells divine in the shower.
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