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Ol Buzzy (aussie.zone)
submitted 10 months ago by Zagorath@aussie.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

TranscriptionFighter: So uhhhhh... you gotta pretty neat weapon there.

Artificer: Thanks, designed "Ol Buzzy" myself!

Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?

Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?

Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.

Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?

DM: *To fighter* ...roll me a wisdom check.

Fighter: *Nat 1*

DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.

[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]

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[-] remon@ani.social 48 points 10 months ago

Almost full circle back to the original purpose ....

[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago
[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 41 points 10 months ago

Their first use was as a surgical tool.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

For women who needed their hips sawed open during birth... Horrifying.

[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I just looked into this and I will never see chainsaws in the way i've seen them before. As far as I understand it it was revolutionary at the time and saved lives, but it was absolutely gruesome either way.
For anyone who is as innocent as I was 10 minutes ago and wants to change that

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Leaving it blue, but my imagination may have already made that too late.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Horrific, thanks

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

The good ol' days, where men were men, and women... needed chainsaws during childbirth.

[-] remon@ani.social 6 points 10 months ago
[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The thing is that the inside lock can always be bypassed by from the outside by staff. One of the best measures against that is a little strap that makes it possible to physically keep the little latch in place. When it's overwritten it normally snaps back, but that strap keeps it in place.
Protecting against staff is one thought, also against people who really want to get in your room like abusive partners and such.
I totally understand why being in a room that for a fact can easily be opened by a stranger can be quite unsettling to people, especially women.

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Makes your wish you had aphantasia

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

:>

Makes me wish there was an English word for "Schadenfreude"

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 6 points 10 months ago

If Distractible has taught me one thing, it's that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 32 points 10 months ago

This is still pretty dumb, but as long as the chainsaw’s clutch isn’t somehow stuck engaged, then just starting the saw won’t spin the blades

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 34 points 10 months ago

Seems kinda like pointing an "unloaded" gun at yourself.

For the purposes of safety, always assume the gun is loaded...and always assume a chains will be engaged.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

A gas chainsaw has a centrifugal clutch, so if it was "stuck engaged" the chain would move with the starter cord. You'd know it before you gave it a real yank.

If you're starting with the choke engaged, it's possible the engine will idle at a speed high enough to engage the clutch and move the chain. 2-stroke engines aren't real anyway, they're bullshit wrapped in metal that works because the fossil fuel industry demands them to, so their behavior is entirely unpredictable and contrary to the operator's needs.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"As long as the safety is off it isn't really dangerous to give your kid a gun" 8 times out of 10 this will turn out fine, 1 times out of 10 you get a hole in your house, and 1 times out of 10 someone gets shot 🤷‍♂️

[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 10 months ago

New bottom surgery just dropped

[-] Zeusz13@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

It's not the only thing that dropped

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago

That sounds like a prime opportunity for the fighter to make chainsaw noises and swing it around like a sword, potentially denting it. Tell the artificer player that it'll take seconds to get it working in a pinch, but the character can be fixing it up for as long as they want to milk it.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

so i thought the artificer was similar to pf2's alchemist.
now it seems it's closer to pf2's inventor.
which one is it?!??

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Both. I'm not super familiar with it because by the time they got around to releasing an artificer I was already waning in my 5e interest, so I'm going largely on memory of early drafts (Unearthed Arcanas) and general cultural osmosis.

Different subclasses or builds have different focuses. There's an alchemist subclass, a gunner subclass (like 2e's gunslinger), and one more like the inventor.

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