There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 days ago

I tried the bidet but it's too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

That's just the name of House's arch rival.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think fewer of people when they misuse words. Their not that hard too tail a part.

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A cute video I saw from the perspective of a cat living its best life.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 86 points 3 months ago

Because you keep putting stuff inside your mouth.

It's a tough world out there, got to pay those bills somehow.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 82 points 3 months ago

Young me: what the heck is a beheading?

Oh...

The early internet was a wild place.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 68 points 5 months ago

They have to protect themselves from all the people carrying weapons around them, of course!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 months ago

Why would imaginary countries be on this map?

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

So I've realized that in conversations I'll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I've been thinking that it's not as inclusive to women/trans people.

For example I would say:

"What's up guys?" "How's it going man?" "Good job, my dude!” etc.

Replacing these terms with person, people, etc sounds awkward. Y'all works but sounds very southern US (nowhere near where I am located) so it sounds out of place.

So what are some better options?

Edit: thanks for all the answers peoples, I appreciate the honest ones and some of the funny ones.

The simplest approach is to just drop the usage of guys, man, etc. Folks for groups and mate for singular appeal to me when I do want to add one in between friends.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 92 points 8 months ago

Wholesome Satan wanting the best for people.

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I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.

I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.

Thanks in advance.

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I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.

I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.

Thanks in advance.

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[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 62 points 9 months ago

What's bitcoin precious?

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I'm looking for an app to help learn the basics of language similar to Duolingo. Something to become conversational to get started.

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[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 65 points 11 months ago

Professor Farnsworth: "Ah, perfect timing! I just turbo-charged the ship's matter compressor!"

Fry: "What's the matter compressor?"

Professor Farnsworth: "Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've turbo-charged the matter compressor."

Always cracks me up.

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[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 year ago

I can cook minute rice is 56 seconds.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca to c/fdroid@lemmy.ml

As the title says, is there a good mobile alternative for excel on fdroid? I found libreoffice but it hasn't worked so far with any spreadsheet I've tried opening.

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