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Because I'm 32, so it was my thirty second birthday.

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[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

Chin up! In 10 years, it'll be 33% longer!

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

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The prostitute I hired for my twenty second birthday said that was the most she ever made per hour.

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