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[-] odium@programming.dev 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 55 points 1 year ago
[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I ain't but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

A few patches and you're good as new.

[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild

[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 1 year ago

let me fork you

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

[-] lemmington@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

ok meeeeeeee

[-] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago

I'm a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer's spam folder

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you've contributed to git

[-] Hextic@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets

[-] gchap@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Gotta have that nightly release

[-] lemmington@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently

[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 19 points 1 year ago
[-] captainkaba@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Nah Bro imma cherry pick u

[-] Gilles_D@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

I might be a stale pull request

[-] Downcount@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I'm an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.

[-] barryamelton@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like I'm a release candidate myself.

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Programming proves sigmas don't exist

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

How many contributors in this latest release?

[-] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to sign your commitment, using -S.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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