Bill Cipher
Dr.Doom. He's got experience and a pretty good track record all things considered.
Professor X. He's already responsible with even more power, and this way people would choose to listen to him.
Master Shake jk jk I want meatwad
Shake would be ok, but he'd laser eye the Russians and that would be bad since it would lead to ww3. Meatwad is the best answer.
Just for the comedy that might ensue from how horrible of a president he'd be, my vote is Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth with Buttlertron as his VP.
Either that, or if possible, as a slightly more serious answer, why not have someone like an actual scientist like Professor Professor from The Secret Show with Name Changed Daily as the VP ( or vice versa )? They already run a not-so-secret spy organization, so why not?
Satsuki Kiryuin, fuck it she might get our shit together.
Yakko from the Animaniacs, though he may be a bit too smart for the job.
Bugs Bunny.
Lisa Simpson
Oh, good one!
Bugs Bunny or Yosemite Sam
Magneto
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