That was my favorite part of Twitter - following updates from non-human accounts.... A lost teddy bear recovered by airport staff making its way back to the kid across Canada. An escaped frog from a county fair. The Toronto raccoon. A bear that didn't want to come down from a city tree for a long-ass time. Good times.

I'm excited for the possibility of mother fucking dogs in mother fucking planes

Wish the time stamps were available. Be great to know the turnaround time.

(If it's real, which is probably isn't)

Bet the person who took the photo sticks their bare feet up right next to that poor dogs face

The audacity of some people...