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submitted 3 weeks ago by Eiri@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

Crap steel?! What an opportunity. I just must give them all my bank details.

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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

Ea-nāṣir has diversified.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

Reincarnation is real. Every soul reincarnates to vastly different lives. Some male. Some female. Some rich. Some poor. Some live long. Some live tragically short. And every soul in time works every trade and profession under the Sun.

Well, every soul but Ea-nāṣir. Ea-nāṣir is special. He's just a shitty metal merchant in life after life after life. Somehow he's found the exact perfect karmic balance that he just keeps re-rolling the same character class and background one life after the next. This one guy's been cheating people on copper, bronze, iron and steel shipments for three thousand years.

[-] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

A wholly owned subsidiary of Ea-nasir Industries Heritage Group. Our guarantee is as solid as a stone tablet!

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Damn you, Ea-nasir.

BTW, I think it is meant to be scrap steel.

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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