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Middle school (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

Honestly wearing a black wedding dress would be fucking awesome. I'm having a lesbian wedding anyway, so I could add some spice.

[-] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

worst joke this side of the

lesbian? i dont get it. how does that work? like which one of you is wearing the black dress in the relationship?

here i go explaining the jokeits a stereotype that cishets ask queer couples silly question with the goal of squeezing them into the framework of heterosexuality. i saw a chance of putting a comical spinn on that by asking about the colour of the dress instead. the joke was very half cooked. my apologies @w@

[-] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 45 points 2 days ago

You will outgrow emo, but emo will never outgrow you

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OP, its you wedding, do what ever you like, people are there to support you. Also, ive attended two weddings in the last year that ended with a pop-punk power hour. Bunch of drunk ass 30-somethings flailing about like its their 8th grade school dance, the only thing that matters is yall are having fun.

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago

Emo defines who I am as a person and I will never turn my back on Emo!

[-] tensor_nightly69@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Vindicatiooooooon!

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Had to look up the acronym. Somehow, MCR sounded a lot like either MBV or DMB to me, both of which seemed an ill fit for an angsty middle-schooler though.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 28 points 2 days ago

She clearly means mid 1800s Russian composers "Mussorgsky, Cui and Rimsky-Korsakov".

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

No, she obviously meant "many cute rabbits".

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Many cute rabbits playing at your wedding does sound pretty good to be fair.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

Shoegaze is actually a perfect fit for angsty teen

[-] FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

It’s the ending me for me lmao. Just that final “I'm not a slut duh” fucking kills me

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Gonna be honest, this is the best thing I've read all day, and I'm writing a book

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Ahhh....subcultures

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

That’s gonna be a bitch to paint over. Gonna need to use 2 coats of Kilz.

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

I never +hen at my wedding, did I miss something?

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