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Pour one out for the soon to be parents (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to c/parenting@lemmy.world
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Good time to start a meth habit

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[-] DistressedDad@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Could never sleep properly before kids. Now, I’m tired all the time and could fall asleep in seconds, on any surface.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Thats how I was too. I cant sleep anywhere but a bed, but when my son was nursing? I fell asleep anywhere, a chair, the car, on a blanket in the park. If that baby was sleeping, I was too, as much as I could anyway, but sometimes it wasn't up to me! I'd just fall asleep standing haha

[-] sober_monk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Toddlers jumping out of bed at 02:30:

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

I have a great solution for sleep deprivation when you become a parent:

  1. Have a shitty sleep schedule since forever
  2. Become a parent
  3. Notice that nothing changed, your sleeping schedule is as shitty as it ever was
  4. ???
  5. Profit
[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Nothing gained, nothing lost!

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