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[-] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I ate my twin in the womb.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you did them a favor.

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[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I can honestly say I don't feel the emotion of guilt. I'm not a psychopath. I have a conscience and have a very strong moral compass.

But I don't feel guilty. Just fear of getting caught... In fact what I feel most is fear. The only person who I feel happy with is my girlfriend and if she ever breaks up with me it'll probably break me as a man.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

But I don't feel guilty. Just fear of getting caught...

That sounds an awful lot like you're cheating on her.

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[-] suswrkr@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

when encountering new people i am open and friendly, but mask up as they start saying things that let me know they are not safe people. at some point they become unsettled and go away.

[-] Zenith@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My lungs are 21 years older than I am. My new lungs were put in using a clamshell incision and arching my back… don’t look it up if you’re squeamish, it’s pretty scary looking

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So if I undetstand the images I found correctly: They basically reloaded your lungs like a break action shotgun?

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[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I dont always look both ways before crossing the street at a cross walk...

Edit: Ya'll it was a joke. Thank you for the concern!

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[-] brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

almost blew myself up for good after a pistol flare exploded half a meter from my face.
went to the ER with superficial burns on my left hand and hearing damage that still rears its ugly head out to this day.
each time i think about that moment i realise that if i had been in any other position when that flare blew up i probably wouldn't be here today

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I can see true magenta. And it ain't pink.

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Are you one of those 4-cones people?

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[-] Robotsandstuff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I have no how many people I have killed probably alot wars crazy

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

fun

scary, unsettling

Not always two different things.

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago

nice try officer

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