I'm wondering if there being 99.99% humans would make them all more valuable. And sometimes I just think maybe it would be for the best. But that is a bit insane, so I push it aside. But being treated like living garbage really does give you some ideas

I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

Clairvoyance runs in my family. Most specifically, my sister has predicted several deaths.

Shea butter is perfect lubricant with monkey asshole but my uncle says that real men do not need any, he is a scary man. The manliest dog hunter I have ever seen

I was once bitten by a kissing bug.