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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

the fact that these are strings instead of an object that is broken up by country code, area code, and number makes me irrationally angry.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Could be tests for a parser to convert it from string to object.

Not like your end users are going to type each piece into a separate field.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 11 months ago

i think you think that telephone numbers are well-structured. they are not. they are messy. they do not fit a certain schematic.

I recommend also the following topic: "people have names". https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/

Names do not in general fit into the schematic "first name, last name"

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is there not a "falsehoods programmers think about phone numbers" yet?

Edit: And once again, I'm still confused about some of these. Do we need to expand unicode for names? It's supposed to be universal. WTF is up with 40?

[-] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

WTF is up with 40?

People have names.

I suppose that a counterexample to this might be Tibetan children, who get named at puberty, IIRC. Before that, they have no names. They are just referred to as "child" or "somebody's child".

People’s names are all mapped in Unicode code points.

I suppose a counterexample to that might be cultures which do not use script in general. Then, obviously, there's no Unicode characters for these non-existant glyphs.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

Ah, so it dovetails with the whole "children get a name reasonably fast" thing. I was interpreting that as "ever, in a natural lifespan". My bad, haha.

I suppose a counterexample to that might be cultures which do not use script in general. Then, obviously, there’s no Unicode characters for these non-existant glyphs.

True, but there's little risk of a name being entered into a form without some kind of transcription.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

You absolute buffoon. How do you figure this code isn't testing how to parse a string into such an object??

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Found the Java programmer...

[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

microsoft java :p

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 11 months ago

You seem to enjoy overengineering your code, don't you?

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Better than an integer at least.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

"The number" is itself two parts hence the dash. The first section being the prefix and the last part being the line number.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think it's commendable to vertically align code. (Just not with tabs.) It makes it look neater.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

We underutilize tabs. https://nick-gravgaard.com/elastic-tabstops/

(Don't mistake this as me saying everyone should start using tabs immediately. This would take a drastic overhaul of all textual displays and we're likely to never see such a thing, but it's still a cool concept.)

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Good to see tabs' fundamental flaw was solved. I think I'll be switching to this.

[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It's not "solved." Not trying to dive into yet another tabs vs. spaces argument. But this is just another example of how tabs can be pretty neat when they're interpreted in a specific way. But it's up to your editor, plugin, etc. to do so. Take the same text and throw it into an editor that doesn't use this same interpretation, and it immediately falls apart.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

You can't unless the tools you're using to display tabs do it like this. None do, apart from the proof of concept programs on the site.

But it is a cool idea.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

I think i saw a vscode plugin on the page

[-] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Not gonna lie, that vertical alignment is making my brain purr like a kitten

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 11 months ago

Without monospacing....

[-] colournoun@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

Junior devs don’t know Jenny.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

It's true. Who's Jenny, for the zoomers in the chat?

[-] colournoun@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

It was a very popular song in the 80s. Jenny’s phone number was 867-5309.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny

If you’re ever at a store and need a frequent shopper card, this number with your local area code is usually registered.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Interesting how Wikipedia handles slashes in the title.

Good to know! Although I have to wonder if that's true for programs more recently set up as well. That was >40 years ago.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I suspect most reasonably populated areas it works.

[-] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Could have stopped the meme at the top text to be honest

[-] sepi@piefed.social 2 points 11 months ago

Tell me you are 40-50 without telling me

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