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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

> Shadowbringers
> There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt than before because of your actions

On the other hand:

> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the end
> Strong art thou, mortal

[-] Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Counter Strike

No Counters

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 hours ago

Someone has never played de_rats. There are counters in the kitchen and the bathroom. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 15 points 6 hours ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 5 hours ago

DOOM Eternal
can be finished in about 20 hours

[-] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

> Saints Row

> Not a single main character is canonized by the church

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 5 hours ago
[-] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

and that is why ubisoft will never reach the level of coolmathgames.com

[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 31 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

> Risk of rain 2
> It never rains

[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

> Detroit: Become Human

> City doesn't become sentient nor organic

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn't it?

[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I don't remember.. I don't think so?

[-] iagomago@feddit.it 34 points 14 hours ago

Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don't have it from the get go.

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won't be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.

Source: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/blob/master/dlls/player.cpp

[-] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Source

Nah that's GoldSrc there fam ;)

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 9 hours ago

To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 5 hours ago

In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 hours ago

Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

Truly a game ahead of its time

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

> Duke Nukem

> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

3D

It shows up as 2D on my monitor.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Zero hour

Takes longer than zero hours.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

It is in the Sims. Including "The Sims Bustin' Out" which is an RPG.

[-] Nikko882@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
(In case you are actually confused "duty calls" or "I hear the call of duty" (or "I hear the call of nature") can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)

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