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If you can't hack the bed I'm not sleeping with you ever again
Unrealistic. Pod4, the latest model, will only work via phone app. That's the way it goes.
... Maybe unplug it?
Makes me recall something from years ago. My future ex-wife at the time was telling me about the drama when someone she knew's car key's battery had gone flat and they couldn't get into their car, and had to call RACQ etc.
I said 'you can still just put the key in the lock and turn it, you know?'. That apparently hadn't occurred to them.
This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.
You're projecting your awake self onto this person.
Imagine this person, who is seems grumpy and cold and has probably been laying here for at least 15 minutes not wanting to wake themselves up by moving around and just now got out their phone and tweeted this.
Shit primarily on the people at the company making the joke product, and secondarily on the dumbass who bought one.
The individuals at the company are the problem. The internet tends to comment like they don't get this.
"the Internet" is commenting exactly that way...
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this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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