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I buy a box of pita chips and a tub of hummus.
Either I finish the chips and still have hummus, or finish the hummus and still have chips.
Why are they not a perfect ratio so that the last chip gets the last bit of hummus? 😩
That's me with whiskey and ginger ale.
If you got left-over humus, but it into your flower pots.
I bet you're a double dipper.
If hamburger was not eaten then its not hamburger?
Well technically hamburgers were never actually hamburgers, it's an abbreviation for hamburg steaks.
Well technically that is not an abbreviation. That is a portmanteau.
Between what and what?
No, silly, between ham and burger.
Lmao, no, Hamburg is a place. Check the etymology of hamburger yourself to see.
whoosh
If being wrong were a passable joke then Trump would be killing it.
Technically, its only a hamburger if it comes from the hamburg region of Germany. Anywherr else, it is sparkling beef.
What what? Inda butt!
Is that a Schrödinger’s hamburger then?
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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