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[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Surely the baby is in limbo.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago

Yeah, limbo is all the unbaptized adults from all time periods, floating on a sea of trillions of aborted and miscarried fetuses. God keeps saying He's going to deal with it and clean up the backlog eventually but at this point I think He's just holding out for Armageddon when everyone gets in for free anyway. God never closes His browser tabs either.

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

God is saving up quadrillions of baby souls so He can blast Earth with a baby beam to kick off the apocalypse.

[-] OnceUponATimeInWeHo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

What if the baby had bad vibes

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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