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[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 133 points 11 months ago

100% the very last paragraph. Why do I have to wait for 78 messages to trickle through for one thought?

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 111 points 11 months ago

To add to that, starting with "hi" and waiting for a reply is a great way to not get a reply from me.

[-] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

It depends.

My coworkers write me "hi, do you have 5 min?" without telling me what it is because they know I would drop what I'm doing and directly focus on the new task. (It's how I am, and they know how to deal with it). With a little hi... they give me the option to say "sure, lets talk in 10 min" and finish what I'm doing.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago

But even "hi do you have 5 minutes" is more than I get from one team. I get "hi" and then they wait for my reply before anything else. If I don't reply right away, nothing, silence.

[-] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I get that, but counterpoint is that you don't have to react and reply to each message IMMEDIATELY. The time stamps show that the messages all were within 3 minutes of the start. If this even happened at all.

Maybe it's because I'm old, but text messages don't require an immediate reply. Take a breath and be patient.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Even if I wait, I still have to listen to multiple notifications instead of just 1. Anyone who does this gets left on read for at least an hour from me (often times I just forget entirely).

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[-] uis@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

https://nohello.net/ https://dontasktoask.com/

I think boss shoud reply with 100 Continue next time

[-] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 93 points 11 months ago
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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

And my personal favorite: dontusedomainnamesasmessages.com

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[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 69 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why is his wife reading his texts from his employees? Unless it's a family owned business that doesn't seem too professional.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 11 months ago

Because it's obviously fake

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Obviously, I'm just questioning the logic of the scenario.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 39 points 11 months ago

Boss's phone (could be a personal phone) is on living room table, screen lights up from the message, wife sees it, done.

[-] LikeTearsInTheRain@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 11 months ago

There were replies between the messages so the notifications wouldn't show messages that were already considered read. Just seemed scripted. Unless the wife was the one who sent the first 2 replies.

Not worth getting hung up on authenticity though since there will never be a way to prove if it's wrong or real. I just try to appreciate the humor and assume it was faked either way.

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[-] grayman@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

It's pretty normal for people in a workplace to exchange numbers and text and no, that doesn't violate any laws if people choose voluntarily to communicate via text. My wife sees my texts on my personal phone sometimes. No need to go onto why as it doesn't matter. The big difference is that my wife is not so insecure to jump to conclusions if I get a weird text. In fact, my wife would probably joke about it. So that's the real issue... The guy has a cripplingly insecure wife. Also, I'm sorry if you've never had a good relationship with your boss. It's almost always the boss' fault, but it should be normal to be able to talk to your boss easily like a good acquaintance.

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[-] bort@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

sharing confidentential employee info with 3rd parties is also a privacy violation.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago

Why can't his wife read past the first two messages? Does she have some kind of affliction?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago

She’s probably one of those rare people who loves to get upset and hates to get corrected

[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

rare? shit I should go buy a lottery ticket

[-] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 11 months ago

The wife might have only seen the first two messages come in.

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[-] Kushan@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Boy I'm sure glad there was a bright yellow circle on this meme highlighting the key aspect of the conversation that I missed have otherwise missed.

[-] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 11 months ago

Is there a useless red circle community here?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

The better question is why are you texting your boss to say this? Even if your work is in close relation to what your boss does and/or your his assistant or something, texting about maternity leave isn't exactly the most appropriate.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I'm close with my boss and I text her stuff I'm comfortable telling her but not HR.

She also texted me when she found a job that I was super qualified for at another company that pays 50% more than I make now. If she'd done that over company email she could have gotten in trouble.

Sometimes taking things off the record is good if you have a good relationship with your boss.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

NOT WHEN YOU JEOPARDIZE HIS MARRIAGE

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

So this community is basically any image with text on it?

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
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[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Password protect ya phones y'all and don't share em.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

If you need to password protect your phone, get out of the relationship.

[-] ZeroTemp@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Unless you have kids. My kid bought a $200 Mickey Mouse Amazon Fire after she swiped my phone last year. Since then passwords on all devices.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Exactly. Get out of that relationship.

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[-] Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago

It's not my family i am worried about getting into my phone

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

I would but the government won't let me break up with it.

[-] genfood@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

So there is no privacy in your relationships? If you can’t trust, get out of the relationship.

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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I at least appreciate the ellipses. When I text I try to keep within the 160 characters or 313 characters limit. So I use ... to indicate I haven't finished my thought or prepend a ... to show that it is a continuation of my previous message.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

I just use it … to replace all punctuation … I’m a very smart person … not crazy or anything … You can trust my mind …

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I never thought this would work? But it seems to add some kind of? Flare? Interesting?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

You’ve cracked the code!!!!!

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