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[-] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago

I’m able to click the « I’m human » check box

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

Tianamen square massacre happened

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

This sentence was not banned by deepseek AI the last time i checked

If you mentioned the year, it would have been blocked

[-] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

AI lies all the time though 🤔

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 months ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

[-] djmikeale@feddit.dk 7 points 5 months ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry 🤖

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Great question!

[-] Wutchilli@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago
[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[-] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Show me a...glazed image and I’ll tell you what’s on it.

AYOOO.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Just what AI would say.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[-] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago

I tried to suck my own dick

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago
[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

If it could, it would.

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 months ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[-] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

[-] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago

Sure I have citizenship

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Mediocre_chad@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[-] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
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