I hear a dead rat is actually pretty good at this game. Way better than I was.
Have you tried playing it with a live rat that you shake and squeeze?
Of all the games that I would expect to have a global ranking, that is the absolute last.
the absolute last
just like Stanley
Happy cake day.
At one point I was ranked dead last in the entire world for number of seconds lived.
Chances are you shared that position with someone else.
Edit: There are 86400 seconds in a day while globally on average about 362,000 babies are born per day.
Not if it's measured with a fractional part.
I wonder if the rate is high enough and the distances large enough that relativity could make it so people on opposite ends of the world disagree on which baby was born first. Then again, birth takes a lot longer than a second and it's not really possible to pinpoint an exact timestamp when the baby is born and wasn't previously.
There really is an xkcd for everything.
xkcd
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