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[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only after they bombed the “hospital“/housing block she lived in.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

/nursing home

[-] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry onion, I know you're trying

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025

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