Money isn't real.

Give me it.

Bet this idiot thinks if they cook dinner they're suddenly employed as a cook for the state of north carolina(sic)

Better be careful, calling to the d. M v and then d, m v will get the paperwork sent to the wrong department. You have to send it to the Dee Ehm.. V'". Classic rookie mistake, but I hope they realize it before it's too late.

The court should give them a coin taped to a piece of paper which instructs them to accept the attached coin to clear the debt or something.

Oh boy, here's another one. Police Surprise Woman After She Steals $700 Worth of Merchandise. "I'm a private citizen. Common law. Nothing legal. I'm a living woman."

Enjoy.