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Bat Nipples (lemmy.world)

Art by Jim Benton

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ok. Batman Forever introduced Bat Nipples. Two guys. Nipples on full display.

In 1997 I was 13. Huge crush on the girl from Clueless.

So imagine my excitement when I found out that Batman & Robin was coming out. It had even BIGGER more PROMINANT Bat nipples. AND it cast Alicia Silverstone as Bat Girl!!!

Batman had Bat Nipples.

Robin had Bat Nipples.

Batgirl had.......WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NIPPLES??? I'M 13 IN PUBERTY, AND I FULLY EXPECT TO SEE CONSISTANTCY IN MY BATMAN MOVIES WHEN IT COMES TO ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND HER NIPPLES!!!

Now, 28 years later, and I'm fairly sure Alicia Silverstone has never done nudity in any movie.

Same thing with Christina Applegate.

What is it with my teenage crushes keeping their clothes on??? Nowadays, if you even take a private nude selfie, and are famous, hackers somehow release the photos in 10 seconds.

WHY COULDN'T THAT BE TRUE IN THE 90S??? I mean, I guess atbleast we got Drew Barrymore.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Relevant username.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That’s just Joel Schumacher.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No it's isn't, he's not getting punched in the face by Val Kilmer

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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